Brigitte Bardot, my eternal hairspiration and my grandmother is NOT happy about it

Much to the chagrin of grandmother,  Brigitte Bardot has ALWAYS, and will forever be, my numero uno hairspiration.  I don't recall a visit with Jobeetha where she didn't ASK to comb my hair or try to covertly comb it without me noticing.  She has spent an equivalent amount of energy trying to get my sister to wear contacts instead of her trademark, awesome glasses. Jobeetha is also famous for saying, "If a woman CAN be blonde, she should be." ; ) #PRICELESS

Brigitte Bardot, the true originator of JBF hair.  Thank you for creating the hair genre of my soul.  And if you don't know what JBF hair is, I don't know what to do with you.

I know what you're thinking.  You're thinking, Jobeetha is your grandmother's name????  Well, no, actually. Her name is Joanne. She got a bum deal on the grandma name tip.  She didn't get Nanna or Grammy or Grams. No. No one remembers how, but her grandma moniker simply IS Jobeetha.

She doesn't like it.  She TRIED to re-brand herself around her 87th birthday as Joby.  BUT, she should have been feeding us alternates decades ago as we were learning to speak. 

If I were ever to be a grandmother, which I would love to be, which is highly IMPROBABLE seeing as I don't want to be a mother, (TOO MUCH WORK) (INTERFERES WITH MY DRINKING) (INTERFERES WITH MY WHOLE I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WHEN I WANT LIFESTYLE) I would want to be called SHOOG, short for Sugar.  Just saying.  AND, I don't OWN a comb.

VIVA LE BED HEAD!!!