The Wu for Target

Yesterday was the day.  I dominated it.  I was at Target at 6AM.  #1. This is what that looked like:

Now I know you're curious about how it all went down and I want to assure you that I am working on something VERY, VERY special for you that I hope to have completed by early next week.  I know it seems like a long time, but patience is a virtue.  I hate it when people say, "Patience is a virtue."